i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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