But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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