doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
