I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
