I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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