Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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