My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
