what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Randomize
