oh god the rape fog is back!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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