Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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