We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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