Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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