Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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