why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just invented taco cereal.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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