chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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