Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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