My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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