What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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