If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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