everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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