But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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