Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
false alarm. still invincible.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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