I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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