any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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