Just mADE A PArabola og urine
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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