I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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