Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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