Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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