You work out of a Hotel?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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