sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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