can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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