K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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