Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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