my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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