So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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