in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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