Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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