oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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