whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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