We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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