I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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