That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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