What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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