You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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