when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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