Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize