I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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