none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
