I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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