therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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