some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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