I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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