stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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