Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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